Yeah. Who would think an Oakland Raiders fan would steal anything? But Darth Raider probably stole my laptop.
Here I was, a glorious night in Los Angeles, at the quintessential Los Angeles place — Jumbo’s Clown Room.
I had met a lady earlier that evening. We hit it off.
She was a redhead.
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She also had a friend in town from New York. He was cool. Where should I take him? How should I show him L.A., she asked?
There’s only one answer to that question.
The Clown.
Unfortunately, I had been working on my laptop at a nearby restaurant when I met her.