... you never know what you're going to get.
Whether it's game to game, half to half, possession to possession or play to play, the most predicable thing about this team is it's unpredictability and inconsistency. You open up that box of chocolates, determined to enjoy the experience and the first thing you get is some milk chocolate toffee thing. Yuk, You try a few more and they're all those jelly-filled ones that you're not crazy about. You take a break, questioning why you are even trying these things, but you just know it could and should be better.