According to the Green Bay Packers website, Clay Matthews was married as of last week.
But that’s probably because whatever jerkoff updates that thing didn’t want to spend the five minutes it would take to make said update on a Saturday. That appears to be the day that Matthews actually married baby momma Casey Noble.
And no, we didn’t get the invite. And yes, we are offended.
Perhaps we criticized Clay’s quititude too much this offseason. Or maybe it just got lost in the mail.
At any rate, photos of the groom are elusive, but here’s a photo of the bride.