Our hyper-specific predictions last week were...not great. Nobody landed one of their called shots. But is that going to stop us this week?
No, obviously. Since when has being wrong on the internet ever stopped anybody?
Here are our most specific predictions for Week 6.
Jon Meerdink: Eric Stokes scores a defensive touchdown
I’m of the opinion that the Packers’ defense is going to basically be entirely random (while weighted toward the negative) toward the rest of the season, but that means they’ll randomly have a few good moments. We’ll get one this weekend, when Eric Stokes scores his first defensive touchdown in a truly ridiculous manner, like a ball ricocheting off someone else’s head and getting lodged in his facemask as he falls into the end zone or something.