Around the NFC North: 53-Man Rosters

I'm sure you've read the thousands of dingus brained tweets from the fans of the inferior NFC North teams over the past several days as they face the metaphysical crisis of the Packers trading for Micah Parsons. Meanwhile, the teams were making moves, shifting the proverbial titanic deck chairs, last week, to get down to a 53-man roster and maybe even shore up the roster with a wide receiver born before the internet was publicly available.

Lions

The big news was that the Lions gave up on Hendon Hooker, who was cut and then signed with the Panthers' practice squad. Hooker reportedly signed with Carolina because he was mad about being cut by the Lions. The move can't have been hard for the…