Aaron Rodgers Is Predictably Sad About Jordy Nelson

The more I think about this, the more it pisses me off. Yeah, sure Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is sad that his supposed boy, receiver Jordy Nelson, got released on Tuesday.

You know, he could have done something about that, though.

Rodgers had to wait around for his contract extension. He had to wait around until Kirk Cousins gets paid by the shitbag Minnesota Stinkings. He has to do so, so he could satiate his ego and then become the highest-paid player in the game again.

Danica will probably be real impressed. And happy, since she doesn’t have a career anymore.

I mean, sorry. But let’s say the Packers had completed Rodgers’ extension before free agency — something they said…