Aaron Rodgers – renowned Ayahuasca enthusiast and (former?) Green Bay Packers quarterback – is headed to the black hole.
No, not the Las Vegas Raiders. To come to a decision about his football future, presumably release some spiritual angst and potentially have a DMT-like experience, Rodgers is locking himself away in complete darkness for four straight days. At the time of this post, Rodgers is on day two of the retreat.
To be fair, that does sound more enjoyable than heading to Vegas to join Josh McDaniels and his dysfunctional Raiders squad.
You didn’t think your future Hall-of-Fame quarterback could get any weirder, did you, Packers fans?