Welcome to Louisiana, Joe Burrow.
If the reports are correct about you transferring from Ohio State, I hope you like seeing your name Cajunized — Jeaux Burreaux. Trust me, it sounds the same as it does in Ohio.
I hope you are an adventurous eater. We like to chow down on things that crawl, swim and slither, but you will taste things you have never tasted in your life that taste better than anything you have ever had in your life.
And I hope you like pressure. Did you happen to part the waters of any lakes or rivers on your way down from Ohio State?