There's a quirky statistic that I want to show you, but first I need to say this: Please don't look at the stat and immediately pound out some wild email screed about my sanity. You can feel free to do that after reading the point, but in this case I would ask your forbearance and at least wait a couple of paragraphs before calling me a loon.
OK, here's the statistic:
Top 3s in a major championship:
(This lunatic is actually comparing Mickelson to Woods. Um, last I checked Woods had 14 major championships and Mickelson had like five.