This just in: Rickie Fowler can get better tickets to a concert than you.
Because while some poor jabronis plunked down nearly $1,500 of their hard earned cash for a regular super VIP three-day pass to this year's Tortuga Music Festival in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, the reigning Players champion showed up on Friday night and sat on the stage with the headliner, country music superstar Dierks Bentley.
At some point, the guys must have been feeling a little dehydrated and quenched their thirst by shotgunning beers on stage in front of thousands of screaming fans.
Oh.