To my battle-hardened brethren and sistren of Dub Nation, the loyal survivors of the snafued Golden Empire; the living, breathing foundation that powers the Golden State Warriors’ franchise:
I send you warm tidings in honor of the Dubs’ four game win streak. They are the hottest team in the Western Conference during this chilly holiday season after shackling Brandon Ingram, exposing Andrew Wiggins, tormenting James Harden, and defying Devin Booker.
But I also bring a sincere warning, borne of a horrifying experience I witnessed deep in the heart of Texas only a few moons ago.