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One Eyed Charlie and his pirate horde kicked the Warriors in the mouth last night

Mike Conley's face is so swollen, he looks like he just survived a battle in the old Coliseum in Rome fought entirely with 50 pound wooden clubs.

He looks like Greg Kinnear in 'As Good as it Gets.'

He looks bad. He looks f'ing fierce.

His one eye glares across the land, searching for battle, ready for blood sport.

He is the last survivor in the human-camp and the zombies are swarming over the hills and you're trying to get to the weaponry stockpiled beneath his bunk but he's not having any of it—no, sir—zombies be damned.