Bada bing, bada boom.
With those four simple words, DeMarcus Cousins declared that he was going to be a Warrior. Dub Nation rejoiced and laughed at the absurdity of it all — the best center in the NBA was about to join them for a measly $5.3 million.
Meanwhile, the rest of the NBA fandom moaned and complained further about how life was unfair.
This goes without saying, but Cousins is a potent addition to an already deadly offense. Adding arguably the best center in the NBA today to a team consisting of the best point guard in the league, a 7-foot scoring machine, the ultimate 3-and-D player, and the human Swiss Army knife is like combining the nuclear arsenal of the United States with that of Russia.