Kendrick Perkins, of course, is not a reasonable man:
And because this is Twitter, Perkins — the erstwhile star of NBA blooper reels and ESPN’s current least ironic take-meister — inspired fellow reactionaries to flood his mentions with bonkers Steph Curry trade dreams:
My eyes!
Look, it’s been a long pandemic. And we’ve all spent too much time inside, poisoning our brains with sweet, sweet hits of social media validation. But giving Steph a photo-shop fashion show after a mid-March loss to the league’s reigning champions feels a bit much, even for Perk.
Let’s free Steph Curry from unreasonable expectations and reductive hot takes.