Blowouts and Birthdays

Thomas B. Shea-USA TODAY SportsI'll keep this somewhat short.

By the time y'all read this, I'll be on a farm in upstate New York looking at the sky and having a nice cold glass of hard cider. The farmer I work for also has a hard cider company and he's throwing a huge Memorial Day party. I've been joking and telling him that, in actuality, he put the whole bash together for my birthday.

It's my birthday!

And what better way to celebrate than with a little early-birthday playoff blowout?

Some thoughts:

1.) Stephen Curry is a goddamn assassin. He just broke Reggie Miller's record for most 3-pointers made in a single postseason. And he did it in nine less games.

The shot Steph hit to break the…