Pablo Sanchez is the greatest athlete of all time, and the only juicing he ever did was apple-flavored and came in a box.
He is the first pick, the “Secret Weapon,” the entire team.
He is why the Mighty Melonheads were up 46-0 in every game, in every sport.
MVP is not a question; it is the answer to “Who is that kid?”
What makes Pablo GOAT isn’t his 10 in batting, 10 in fielding or 9 in running in Backyard Baseball, his dominant sport. It’s not his superior stats in hockey or football, either.