Hello, and welcome back to Dysfunction Junction, where Georgia is losing, coaches are fighting, Greg McGarity is evading, Brian Schottenheimer is turtling and Mark Richt felt compelled to set Mr. Mutant Twitter Reporter straight Thursday by Tweeting back at him: “Just so everyone knows, Jeremy Pruitt is our defensive coordinator and is in the office working diligently getting ready for Kentucky!”
I like the exclamation point. It makes the Kentucky game seem almost important. Like it’s basketball.
Richt’s tweet followed a fake tweet that was floated from (not really) Jeremy Pruitt’s Twitter account, as if he had been fired, possibly after he punched another coach, or two, or six, depending on the rumor: “When one door closes, another door opens.