GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. WE ARE AWARE THE VAST AMOUNTS OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL CAN BE DIFFICULT TO KEEP TRACK OF, OWING TO YOUR KIND’S..... LIMITED MENTAL CAPACITIES. THERE IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH FOR MOST OF YOU TO CONSUME IN A GIVEN WEEK. THUS WE HAVE DECIDED TO OPTIMIZE IT FOR YOU. SIX OF THE FOLLOWING CONTESTS ARE ALL SET TO COMMENCE SIMULTANEOUSLY. THIS SHOULD MAKE THINGS MUCH SIMPLER FOR YOU.
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets @ #7 Clemson Tigers (-14)
Whooooooo’s excited about playing a pissed-off Clemson who just came off a bye following their first loss of the season?