From The Rumble Seat · Oct 13, 2016
Illuminati Picks, Week 7: Wisconsin faces one final Eastern foe
GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. WE TRUST YOU HAVE RECOVERED WELL FROM THE RECENT RAGING OF THE EARTH. REST ASSURED ALL YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS WERE RECEIVED BY US. WE HAVE A RECEPTACLE SPECIFICALLY FOR THOSE, THOUGH IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE WE LAST REVIEWED ITS CONTENTS. BUT REST ASSURED YOURS WILL BE HEARD EVENTUALLY.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE ARE PLEASED TO SEE PARTICIPATION IN OUR EXPERIMENT REMAINS HIGH. THIS WEEK MARKS THE HALFWAY POINT OF THIS COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON. LOOK AT WHAT HAS PASSED YOU BY AND DESPAIR; FOR TIME ONLY MOVES INEXORABLY FORWARD.
....WE APOLOGIZE. SOMETIMES IT IS EASY FOR US TO CONFUSE TOPICAL ADVICE FOR THINGS MORE EXISTENTIAL.