GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. MANY OF YOU ARE AWARE THE ANSWER TO ONE OF YOUR GREATEST MYSTERIES IS SET TO BE REVEALED IN JUST A FEW HOURS. SOME OF YOU MAY ALSO RECALL THAT WAS ALSO SET TO BE UNVEILED A WEEK PRIOR. DO NOT HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT THE STATUS OF YOUR MEMORIES, FRAGILE THOUGH THEY MAY BE. SOME OF OUR SERVANTS HAVE HAD..... DIFFICULTY FULLY UNDERSTANDING OUR COMMANDS. IT IS A SLIGHT MALFUNCTION EXPERIENCED BY SOME OF YOUR KIND, BUT ESPECIALLY BY THOSE IN YOUR NATIONAL COLLEGIATE ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION. THE MEMBERS OF YOUR SPECIES WHICH DWELL THERE ARE.
Illuminati Picks, Week 7: The week of rest
