GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. WE ARE AWARE THAT, MUCH LIKE OUR VERY EXISTENCE, THE PUBLISHED RESULTS OF THESE TRIALS HAS PROVEN INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO MANY OF YOU. THUS WE HAVE ORDERED OUR SL...... VASSAL TO RECONSTRUCT THEM IN A WAY THAT IS MORE TO YOUR LIKING. WE ARE NOT CONCERNED IF THIS PLEASES YOU; WE ARE MERELY CONTENT TO KEEP YOU PLACATED WITH CALCULATIONS OUR CHILDREN CAN PERFORM SHORTLY AFTER BIRTH. BUT BY ALL MEANS, ENJOY THESE CHANGES WHILE YOUR CONCEPT OF ENJOYMENT CONTINUES TO EXIST.
#23 West Virginia Mountaineers @ #8 TCU Horned Frogs (-13.5)
Yeah, we’re just gonna skip the whole noon slot.