GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. WE ADDRESS YOU A DAY EARLIER THAN USUAL THIS WEEK AS IT HAS OCCURRED TO US A GAME OF SOME IMPORT TO YOU IS OCCURRING ON A THURSDAY RATHER THAN THE CONVENTIONAL DAY OF SATURN. WHILE IT IS TRUE WE CONSTRUCTED THE SCHEDULE OURSELVES SOME TIME AGO, BELIEVING THAT WE CONTINUED TO HOLD SUCH MINUTIAE IN YOUR MINDS AFTER RELEASING THE INFORMATION TO THE MASSES DEMONSTRATES CLEAR IGNORANCE OF OUR PRIORITIES.
WERE YOU PERFECT, WE COULD ADDRESS YOU AT THE NORMAL TIME, ASSURED YOU ALL WOULD BE ABLE TO SUBMIT YOUR PREDICTIONS WITHIN THE ABBREVIATED SCHEDULE.