GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. WE TRUST YOU HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY ENTERTAINED BY THE RETURN OF YOUR BELOVED COLLEGE FOOTBALL. A DISTRACTED CIVILIZATION IS MUCH EASIER TO KEEP UNDER CONTROL WHILE WE TEND TO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS.
BUT LO, IT IS FINALLY TIME TO UNVEIL OUR LATEST CREATION TO KEEP YOU PACIFIED. BEHOLD:
YES, SINCE SO MANY OF YOU NOT ONLY ENJOY COLLEGE FOOTBALL BUT LONG SEQUENCES OF AUTOMOBILES DRIVING IN ELLIPTICAL CIRCUITS, WE HAVE DEIGNED TO BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY OUR FOLLOWERS AMONGST YOU ONE MAY SIT AT THE HIGHEST POINT OF THIS SPEEDWAY, VIEWING THE COMBATANTS AS IF THEY WERE BUT ANTS, FOR A PRICE OF NEARLY TWO HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS.