GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. WE ARE PLEASED WITH YOUR CONTINUED PARTICIPATION IN OUR TEST. YOUR INPUT, YOU SHOULD KNOW, IS OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL, AS THE DATA WE GAIN FROM IT IS...... USEFUL, AND TO FORCE YOU TO DO SO WOULD UNDERMINE ITS ENTIRE PURPOSE.
ON TO THE NEXT PHASE. FOR YEARS YOU HAVE CRIED OUT OVER THE APPARENT POOR QUALITY OF CONTESTS IN THE SECOND PHASE, YET YOU CONTINUE TO SHOW EXCITEMENT FOR ONE YOUR KIND REFERS TO PEJORATIVELY AS “EL ASSICO”. THIS CONTRADICTION AMUSES US, AS ITS ILLOGIC SERVES AS FURTHER ASSURANCE YOU WILL NEVER SUBSUME US.