GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. YOU MAY BE WONDERING HOW RECENT EVENTS FIT INTO OUR GRAND PLANS. BEGINNING TO EXPLAIN THEIR SIGNIFICANCE TO YOU WOULD IMMEDIATELY DRIVE HALF OF YOU INSANE, WHILE THE SURVIVING HALF WOULD PERISH FROM NATURAL CAUSES BEFORE WE WERE ABLE TO FINISH. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THEY ARE CLEAR TO US. REST ASSURED EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING IN EXACTLY THE FASHION WE HAVE DESIGNED IT TO.
IN THE MEANTIME, DO CONTINUE TO BE DISTRACTED BY YOUR EARTH GAMES. IF THEY ARE FOUND TO BE INEFFICIENT, WE ARE SURELY ABLE TO DEVISE..... OTHER METHODS OF KEEPING YOU OCCUPIED.