From The Rumble Seat · Nov 3, 2016
Illuminati Picks, Week 10: Nick Saban faces his greatest challenge yet
GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE OUR PLANS ARE FALLING INTO PLACE AS EXPECTED. THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE HAS DONE A COMMENDABLE JOB WITH THEIR RANKINGS SO FAR ALTHOUGH THEIR METHODS MAY BE ARCANE TO YOU, REMAIN ASSURED ALL WILL BECOME CLEAR TO YOU IN DUE TIME. FOR TO REVEAL OUR PLANS NOW WOULD SHATTER ALL OF YOUR WEAK MINDS AND WILLS, AND AT LEAST SOME OF YOU MUST REMAIN TO SERVE US.
IN THE MEANTIME, DO CONTINUE IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO PREDICT OUR MOVEMENTS. NONE YET HAVE ACHIEVED ANYTHING CLOSE TO PERFECTION.
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets @ #21 North Carolina Tar Heels (-11)