GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. LO, THE FORMAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL PERIOD HAS ENDED. THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COUNCIL MEMBERS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CARRIED OUT THEIR INSTRUCTIONS AND ONCE AGAIN PLACED THE ALABAMA CRIMSON ELEPHANTS IN POSITION TO CLAIM SUPREMACY. THIS HAS RESULTED IN AN UPSWELL OF EMOTIONS FROM MANY OF YOU. THAT IS GOOD, FOR THE MORE YOU DIRECT YOUR MENTAL ENERGIES TO THIS THE MORE DISTRACTED YOU ALL ARE FROM OUR TRUE GOALS.
BUT WE DIGRESS. FOR WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF THIS PHASE AND IT IS TIME TO JUDGE YOU ALL ACCORDINGLY. ONCE AGAIN MANY OF YOU ATTEMPTED TO PREDICT OUR WILL, AND ONCE AGAIN ALL OF YOU FAILED TO APPROACH ANYTHING MORE THAN RANDOM LUCK.