GREETINGS, CITIZENS OF NEW EARTH. WE KNOW IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE WE LAST CONTACTED YOU. WE DO NOT APOLOGIZE; FOR OUR DOINGS ARE VASTLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE EVENTS OF YOUR DAILY LIVES.
NONETHELESS, IMPORTANT EVENTS HAVE TRANSPIRED IN OUR ABSENCE AND THE TIME OF RECKONING HAS COME. THE AGE OF CRIMSON HAS ENDED AS DABO OF THE SWINNEY HAS VANQUISHED NICK SABAN TO CLAIM THE MANTLE OF FOOTBALL OVERLORD. TO MANY THIS WAS AN ASTONISHING UPSET; TO US, IT WAS MERELY THE NATURAL COURSE OF THINGS.
NOW IT IS TIME TO REVEAL THE CHAMPION AMONG YOU.