What’s a pirate’s favorite pattern? Argyle! What’s a tar heels’ favorite pattern? Systematic abuse of the state of North Carolina’s system of higher education! With the Fake Exam taking Fake Rams rolling back into Atlanta with Mack Brown 2: The Legend Continues, it’s time to take a look at what they’ve been up to in the past (hint: not that much on the gridiron), what Brown has brought to the table in the past (well, at least he won it all in Texas?), and what petty things you might need to get your gears grinding already here on this Friday morning.