There’s nothing more I can say about the state of the Atlantic Coast Conference’s Atlantic division than I did two years ago:
Newton’s third law of motion describes the current dichotomy of the Atlantic Coast Conference’s divisions to a T. For every act of volatility, there must be equal stability. For every shimmering image of NFL-esque parity, there must be an equally earth-shattering show of dominance. Them’s the rules — I don’t make them up, I just follow them.
It’s not a bit, it’s not satire, it’s not existential defeatism — this is none of that.