*inhales deeply from the nose*
*very deeply*
*okay, it’s kind of weird now*
HOOOOOOOOO-eeeeeeeeeeee! Man, is it good to have college football back. For real back, none of this two game “week zero” business. That’s just a massive tease, especially when it ends the way that Hawai’i-Arizona game did. But it all leads into the five day bonanza that is week 1, of which I consumed..... basically none, because DragonCon sucks up your entire Labor Day weekend. Still heard about Tennessee losing to Georgia State, though. And trust me, even at DragonCon, that kind of result gets a “wait, what?