Folks, we need talk about something:
We need to talk about Kennesaw State’s turnover plank. The Kennesaw State turnover plank is objectively superior to Tennessee’s turnover trash can or Miami’s turnover chain. It is possibly the only real-world reference to Ed, Edd, n Eddy in existence. It was acquired from a local school kid, likely bartered for several comically large jawbreakers. It is glorious.
We also need to talk about the most important game of this past weekend: Army vs. Air Force. Not because it was the second leg of the Commander-in-Chief Trophy, or [insert stock statement about “our troops”], but because Army defeated Air Force, 21-0, without completing a single pass.