Week 2 was supposed to be trash. We all watched anyway, because let’s face it: look at who’s reading this. Look at who’s writing this. We’re going to watch a weekend full of bad dumb football because we know that every second of college football is precious. We waited for what seemed like unending eons for this, and in a few short months, it will all be gone again. We will love whatever misshapen abomination purporting to be football it delivers to us.
The thing is, as I mentioned earlier: week 2 was supposed to be trash.