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Good afternoon! Fancy seeing you here. Seeing as Tech is regrettably not playing in the ACC Championship tomorrow in Charlotte, let’s take a look at the surprise superstar of the Coastal champion Miami Hurricanes. A virtual unknown when the season began, the Turnover Chain has seemingly willed the Hurricane defense to their first tilt for the conference championship since they joined in 2004, and is even receiving down-ballot Heisman consideration from ESPN’s Rece Davis.