GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. AS THIS COSMIC ERA DRAWS TO A CLOSE, THE FINAL BATTLES ARE YET TO BE FOUGHT. WE HAVE SELECTED THE FORTY CHAMPIONS THAT WILL GUIDE YOUR KIND INTO A NEW AGE. THESE CONTESTS WILL TAKE PLACE OVER SEVERAL WEEKS, SERVING AS A PERFECT DISTRACTION FOR YOUR KIND WHILE WE INCREASE OUR CONTROL OVER EVEN FURTHER REACHES OF THE UNIVERSE. THERE ARE THOSE AMONG YOU WHO WOULD CLAIM THESE ARE MEANINGLESS; IGNORE THEM, FOR THEY KNOW NOTHING. SOON YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH, AND YOU WILL ACCEPT THE CHANGES THAT COME WITH THIS WORLD REBORN. THOSE WHO DO NOT ARE DOOMED TO BE FORGOTTEN.
2018 Illuminati Bowlstravaganza
