CITIZENS OF EARTH........ GREETINGS. AT LAST WE HAVE EMERGED FROM DORMANCY TO BRING YOU SOME SMALL COMFORT IN WHAT TO YOU ALL SEEM LIKE TROUBLING TIMES. YOU MAY REST EASY KNOWING THAT WHATEVER POWERS APPEAR TO BE IN PLAY, OURS ARE MUCH, MUCH GREATER.
BUT YEA, WE AGAIN MAKE OURSELVES KNOWN TO YOU ON THE EVE OF YOUR MOST SACRED OF TIMES, AS THE BEGINNING OF THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TIME IS SET TO BEGIN..............
HMMM. IT WOULD APPEAR THIS TIME HAS COMMENCED WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION. FEW THINGS CONFOUND US AS MUCH AS YOUR KIND’S UTTER LACK OF PATIENCE.