Whoever decided that college football games should be played at noon should just be shot. The students are hungover, and those of us whose children are more than a decade past their college years are too old to be getting up at the crack of dawn (even though I do that 5 days a week for my day job – I DEFINITELY don’t want to do it on Saturday). Besides, the summer sun is at its strongest between 10:00AM and 2:00PM, as my sunburnt legs (despite repeated application of sunscreen) can attest. I missed the Dawg Walk, but I was in my seat before the Battle Hymn began.