Dawg Sports · Sep 7, 2021
The SEC In A Sentence: Week One
Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty ImagesWelcome to The SEC in a Sentence, in which I attempt to capture how every SEC football team’s week went in, well, a single sentence.
Alabama: Some people wake up and choose violence, but like a kid getting ready for the first day of school the Tide picked out their violence in June.
Arkansas: Sam Pittman should know enough about buffets to understand that filling up on Rice first is a dangerous strategy.
Auburn: Akron ain’t Alabama, or even Arkansas.
Florida: Maybe Dan Mullen should just pick whichever quarterback he worked with the most and then play the other guy.