Welcome to The SEC in a Sentence, in which I foolishly endeavor to capture how every SEC football team’s week went using only a single, snarky sentence.
Alabama: The Tide perennially manage to make Florida look better than they actually are, which makes sense given Coach Saban’s obsession with consistency.
Arkansas: “SEC West contender Arkansas remained undefeated after easily dispatching Georgia Southern” he wrote, still not sure how in the heck we got here.
Auburn: Friends, you’re not going to believe this, but Mike Bobo called a brilliant football game marred by one head-scratching decision on the goal line.