Maestro, the theme music for the week:
I hate Auburn. Though I guess I might hate them more if I didn’t pity them so much. And to be clear, a lot of Auburn grads and fans are wonderful people who give generously to charity and pass out blankets and hot soup at the homeless shelter whenever they get the chance. I don’t hate them personally.
I do hate the institution though. I hate the water hoses and the tipped passes and the hypocrisy and Cam Newton’s smirking visage and all the falling bassackwards into glory.