Loran Smith: Becoming a designated hitter

Loran SmithThe one who has always managed the grocery shopping at our address has been incapacitated lately with a bad knee which means it has become my role to serve as a surrogate. Designated hitter, if you will.

Kroger, about a mile away, with its grand space offering everything from red roses to Kleenex, gets our patronage and has for years owing to convenience, friendly employees, and an ambiance that makes your day.

However, for a neophyte, there are complications. I don’t know where anything is even though every aisle is marked with what is available for all shoppers.

As an example, on the list which was prepared for my benefit was a necessary item, “Farmhouse” bread. I looked up and…