The Gamecock File
Location: Columbia, South Carolina. It’s Augusta, but without the pretty houses or the nice golf courses or the restaurants where they take the head off the fish before they fry it.
Home Field: Williams-Brice Stadium, a cement block dropped haphazardly into the middle of 12 acres of parking lot asphalt, which itself is situated somewhere in Satan’s armpit, just below Ole Scratch’s favorite wool sweater. I’ve watched football in literally a hundred venues, and it is my least favorite. I point this out because South Carolina fans reading this will love it, and I felt the need to throw them a proverbial bone.