Friday Morning Dawg Bites Gets Up Again

I would like to simultaneously congratulate the Georgia Bulldogs and offer my condolences to the many fans here at Dawg Sports. You see, by reaching tomorrow’s SEC Championship Game (and facing the Alabama Crimson Tide, no less), the Dawgs have given me the perfect opportunity to conclude this season’s nightmare tour of 90s music with possibly the most addictively obnoxious song ever recorded.

When you stop and think about our previous contests with our opponent tomorrow... The history over, oh I don’t know, say the last 10 years. The close calls and the blowouts. The knowledge that one day (and one day soon), our Dawgs will come out triumphant. It’s possible tomorrow could be that day. And…