Cocktail Thursday: Georgia Tech Edition

I hope you’ve had a chance today to reflect upon all the blessings that life has thrown your way. You didn’t pay Jimbo Fisher $8 million to lose four football games (so far) this season. You’re not really jazzed that Jeremy Pruitt has finally gotten you back to (checks notes) six wins.

You’re not counting down the months until Gus Malzahn’s buyout becomes manageable. And you’re not relying on Dan Mullen to either recruit or game manage you back to an SEC title.

And perhaps best of all, you are not a Georgia Tech fan. It’s hard to imagine something worse than the eternal gridiron purgatory of knowing that your school will in all likelihood not become truly relevant in college football during…