Is your favorite college football team headed into a rivalry game against a stronger than expected opponent who’s given you a host of things to worry about? You could probably use a drink. I can help with that.
It’s not that I don’t like Dan Mullen. I don’t even know the guy. But he has two strikes against him in my book. For one, he is the head coach of the Florida Gators. He could, in the words of that great sage Leann Womack, spend his winters bringing the homeless blankets and dinner and I’d still hate him.