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An Exhaustive List of People Who Clearly Have It In For Dabo Swinney

You may find this surprising, but millionaire celebrity college football coaches have a lot of people disrespecting them. Often on a daily basis. Oh sure, it may seem that being in charge of one of the nation’s premier football programs is an endless parade of champagne and roses. But in reality the head upon which the crown rests is a heavy one, which must remain on a swivel at all times due to plotters, conspirators, and various flavors of disrespecter.

Take Dabo Swinney, for example. His team has won two of the last three national titles. They began this season #1 as well, and despite playing a schedule that is uniformly ranked in difficulty somewhere between those of Camden County High School and a wet napkin, remain securely in the College Football Playoff.