It feels like we’ve all lived a decade in the past six months. But ain’t nobody done as much living as Ole Miss head football coach Lane Kiffin.
He’s gone from wunderkind offensive genius, to in-over-his-head NFL coach, to in-over-his-head SEC coach, to in-over-his-head PAC-12 coach, then in-over-his-head Alabama assistant, in-over-his-head Conference USA coach, and back to in-over-his-head SEC coach. And like Wooderson, he just kept on livin’, man.
Along the way he’s learned a lot of lessons about life, love, and law enforcement. Here’s an unabridged list of the most important wisdom the Lane Train’s picked up as he tumbled down the tracks.