IN THE NAME OF THE TIGER, THE PLAINSMEN, AND THE WAR EAGLE
[RUBS TOILET PAPER FROM TOOMER’S CORNER IN THE SIGN OF THE CROSS ACROSS CHEST]
MOST GRACIOUS AUBURN JESUS,
RUINER OF ALL THINGS, SIXER OF KICKS, GOD WHOSE ASS IS NEVER DOWN,
WE PRAY THEE GRACIOUS AUBURN JESUS TO LOOK MERCIFULLY UPON WE, THY HUMBLE SUPPLICANTS, FANS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA,
THOU HAST PUNISHED US SO LONG AND WE PROSTRATE OURSELVES BEFORE THEE AND ASK, HOW LONG O AUBURN JESUS? HOW LONG UNTIL THE DAY THAT YOUR WRATH SHALL TURN FROM US?