Dawg Sports · Aug 31, 2023
3 Things That Worry Me About UT Martin
Here is what I’m NOT worried about as we open up a football season after consecutive National Championships:
1. What is a Skyhawk anyway? The history seems to be a little murky or at least not definitive. Is it a bird? A pilot? A preacher? The “concept of a mythical hawk that flies a plane” only leaves me with more questions. Does the hawk go to the bathroom while in the plane? What exactly is the hawk using the plane for? Wouldn’t the maintenance, fuel, and storage costs make owning a plane prohibitive for a raptor, or at least economically inefficient? Maybe I’m actually worried about this one. Forgive me, I’m not in mid-season form yet.