Hoya Sadness: Welcome to The Cynical Bracket

Hey sports fans-

In keeping with this site’s trademarked (and “kid tested, mother approved”) balance between cynicism and delusion, we are bringing you the ultimate adventure in pain and glory. Want to relive the doom and gloom of our 2008 second round loss to Davidson, which was re-aired on CBS Sports Network last night (THANKS CBS)? We’ve got you covered. Feel like being inspired by Otto’s majestic 33-point performance at the Carrier Dome in 2013? No problem, it’s all here.

For the next couple of months, we’ll slowly reveal two monster 64-team brackets: one for Hoya Madness (The Delusional Bracket) and one for Hoya Sadness (The Cynical Bracket). Importantly, the date range for these high…